billy and bear

i met a shaggy flopsy blonde headed kid called billy the other day. you know the one? we all know one, don't we? he asked me if i knew bear grylls. yeah, i know the guy, says i. he's awesome, says billy, who then continues on in conversation with me for a spell about how much he loves the man, bear.

me thinks billy would like one of these made for him:

from here

and he will be needing one of these

from here

and his mama might want to make him one of these

from here

i daresay billy will accumulate a few of these in his time

from here

and just cause it's so damn beautiful (and sort of on topic) a set of these for inside bear-time

from here

 but when it's all said and done, billy, can bear do this?